This Old Porch and The Farmer's Wife

This old porch is like a big old

red and white Hereford bull

Standing under a mesquite tree

Out in Agua Dulce.

And he just keeps on playing hide and seek

With that hot August sun

Just a-sweatin' and a-pantin'

Cause his work is never done.

And this old porch is just a long time

Of waiting and forgetting

And remembering the coming back

And not crying about the leaving....

Lyle Lovett

               

There was a big crack in the southwest corner of the porch foundation when we moved to Spruce 14 years ago.  It didn't make me happy at the time; an obvious major project for the future, just another addition to all those repairs and renovations one comes across while living in an old house, to be dealt with depending upon the level of duress and emergency.  Example one: tree roots plugging up sewer line while wedding party stays at house over the Christmas holiday..major stress, red lights, sirens screeching, ambulance, 911, emergency repair.  Example two: leisurely removal of wallpaper from two different rooms with repainting as a pleasure, not a pain...a nip here, tuck there, touch up the hairdo, new outfit discretionary type remodel.

We lived with the crack for a decade or so, fixing other big ticket items...windows, a new chimney, guttering, a new paint job...but a few years ago, water began to run into the basement around the washer and dryer and the pier at that corner seemed to be settling underneath the massive concrete floor of the crown jewel of 502 Spruce, the front porch. 

Repairing our foundation climbed to the top of the to-do list....

Here is a short version of the efforts to secure someone to take on "This Old Porch":  Two different firms that made appointments to look at the job and make a bid...and not only didn't show up, but argued with Blake about the dates and times of the appointments they had scheduled.  One guy that wanted to be paid just to come look at the porch and provide an estimate. One firm that did look at the job and made a bid so over the top our mouths fell open in shock and awe....but when he didn't show up for six months to work on it we assumed he didn't need that much work no matter what the money.  

Moral of the story: Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys, but by all means, encourage them to become mudjackers.  They'll thank you when they retire to a condo on a beach or a dock on the Lake..with their future secure!

There is a happy ending.  This weekend Blake and I will sit in the shade of the sycamores under in the shelter of our newly repaired, square and straight, jacked up and squeezed together century old porch.  Yes, indeedy, the task was begun, interrupted, reconsidered, reconceived, and then completed, all within this week. The front garden took a hit, but, as I told the man in charge, I can always plant more daylilies...I cannot repair a foundation.

That was one to mark off the to-do list for this week...and another was scanning all six years of Millie's "The Farmer's Wife" articles and saving them digitally.  This task proceeded as one would expect: the computer running Windows 10 would not communicate with my handy scanner precipitating a return to Windows 7 (fine by me, I was forced against my will to "upgrade" as it was.) But once that hurdle was overcome, it was just a matter of feeding each week into the scanner and watching the images and stories appear on the screen.  

What a joy to revisit these pieces!  Like opening a grab bag gift or taking a bite out of that proverbial Forrest Gump chocolate! Sometimes she wrote about a chapter of local history like the articles about St. John's or the bomber that crashed east of Tarkio in 1944. She followed the perennial parade of the seasons with notes about the birds in her yard and garden and feeders, how the crops were faring, the work on the farm, the good weather, bad weather, drought and floods, storms and sunshine here in northwest Missouri. We kept up on the activities of friends and family...and whoever isn't part of Millie's family is her friend and laughed with her at the antics of her kids...her grandkids...even other people's grandkids.  Millie is a humorist of the most generous kind; she is never afraid to tell a funny story on herself.

But amid the humor, there are stories of great poignancy, reminding us that all the great lives come with sorrow and loss: the week she wrote about tearing down her childhood home, the week she remembered the fire that destroyed their house, the short tribute to one of her very best friends.  

We take for granted the ability to run a "Google"search whenever our curiosity is piqued. But my very favorite kind of history is this type of personal recollection; part experience, part storytelling, built on a foundation of ties to people and place. These are stories that celebrate "remembering the coming back" and "not crying about the leaving." I am so grateful Millie has saved all these 'hard copies' of her efforts in tidy chronologically ordered notebooks. Millie has always told us she'd write a book someday; I'm here to tell you she already has!

Totemic

From ghoulies and ghosties

And long-leggedy beasties

And things that go bump in the night,

Good Lord, deliver us!

~Scottish Saying

I've never been a big fan of 'things that go bump in the night', but it is an occupational hazard, or a hazard of occupation, in a house this big, this old. Whether it's a late night screech outside the bedroom window, or the occasional bat swooping down the front stairs on a summer evening, or the oh-so-cliched' creak of the stairs, this old house has enough noises to get a part from Central Casting in any Halloween flick.

On the other hand, there's the comment made by a little neighbor girl asking where we lived. 'Oh,' she said,'The wedding cake house!"  How scary can a wedding cake house be? To be the folks in the wedding cake house is ever so much nicer than being the neighbors who cannot grow pretty grass!  Sometimes one of the little ghoulies and ghosties running up the steps on Halloween will holler over their shoulders, "You have pretty flowers!" or  "I like your pumpkins!"  That's a reputation I'm happy to own: the friendly people in the wedding cake house with pretty flowers....who are generous with Halloween treats!   

We've been combining across the river this weekend, driving past Jim and Thelma's old place.  Jim and Thelma Woolsey were our neighbors when we first set up household in the little tenant house on the Tarkio River bottom east of town.  Their place was tidy and well kept...the gabled white house and the big white barn gave me something to aspire to in my first efforts at homesteading. We saw Jim often on route O: sometimes in his pickup or sometimes on a tractor, but always hatless. Thelma was one of that group of formidable, yet hospitable, women who made Tarkio an organized and civilized place to live.  That was my impression back then; I have never had reason to alter it.  Through the years, we looked forward to the afternoons that Thelma and a whole carload of her friends would make an outing of a visit to Hurst Greenery.  Until we started attending high school football games I never realized Jim and Thelma had a totem pole.

Not everyone does, you know. We don't think twice about having windmills of all vintages, sizes, and usefulness in our landscape.  Windmills are part of our cultural vernacular, like white frame houses and wide Main Streets.  But a totem pole overlooking your patio...one that is thirty foot tall, mind you, is akin to wearing a Derby bonnet every day of the year, defying convention and reducing the weight of global drudgery on everyone's shoulders by the teensiest bit.

I always wanted an old-fashioned windmill out at the farm.  When Curfman Hardware cleaned out their attic before closing the doors, I lingered longingly by the never used Aermotor vane, but was far too faint of heart to plunk down cash.  We had more practical uses for our scarce time and money than one more artifact making noise on our already wind battered hill.  

Fast forward a decade or two or three.

 I just sent off my sealed bid for Thelma's totem pole.  Practicality be hanged.  This totem pole may have been commissioned in Alaska, but it is an Atchison county totem pole now.  It moved from Rock Port to Tarkio through the efforts and ingenuity of about half the county, as far as I can tell.  To move it again...will be a spectacle, at the very least.  There is no doubt the totem pole will be lovingly restored and treasured wherever its new home is, but I hope that new home is local.  It would be fitting as a tribute to Thelma, a community booster of the first order.

And....just maybe.... next Halloween the wee ghoulies and ghosties will say 'Treat or Treat!  Hey, I like your totem pole!'